Welcome to Poptartstown, USA

Today I begin my semester-long assessment of Pop Tarts. Here's the list: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop-Tarts#Flavors. I'll try all of them (except the "printed fun" and discontinued ones, unless I can find them) and write a review (and when I'm done I'm getting treated to lunch by my boss, Jenn) so everyone can be informed about Pop Tarts! A review of Brown Sugar Cinnamon will follow later tonight.